Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a
grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a
shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted,
shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.