Welcome to Astoria. An N ride 5 stops from Manhattan. If you live here and you talk to somebody else who's not from Astoria, the first question you will automatically hear is "Are you Greek?". If you're a white kid, you went to
McClancy or some other Catholic School, if you're not you went to LIC or Bryant. You know about
Ravenswood and
Queensbridge. And you realize that the streets closest to the East River are fucked up.