Bulgarians

People living in Bulgaria or from Bulgarian descent. Usually think that their country is the best in world, with the most beautiful women and nature, although they probably have never even been to another country. Believe that they invented the computer, rakia and shopska salata. Constantly complain about how poor they are but are unwilling to work. Don't ever talk to them about the 'Turkish yoke' unless you want to be trapped in a 5 hour conversation about their skewed vision of history. If this happens, open a window and door and they will run away screaming because the 'techenya' (or draft) might kill them.