CNet's

An evil corporation that corrupted GameFAQs. Their CEO is Satan, and other workers include: Adolf Hitler George W. Bush A male prostitute (to give the other workers buttsekz, they love buttsekz) BethanyM CJayC (unfortunately, he used to be good) A few gorillas (they coded the sites, ya know) A CATS (from Zero Wing) fan (to help make all your site belong to CNet) Osama bin Ladin (CNet's HQ is where he's been hiding) A robot that runs on Windows ME Other equally evil people