Congraduation

1. What my ghetto Food Lion wrote on my wife's cake when I told them to write 'Congratulations.' No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an 's' at the end. Seriously. 2. A pretty cool word if you think about it. 'Congratulations on your graduation' takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy 'Congraduations!' is a fantastic time saver.