1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of
flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The
Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a
check wipe.