1. An
illness that is common in Eastern Germany- symptoms include hating on Jews, assaulting
Poles and suddenly befriending each and every Japanese person you meat. Informally known as the Adolflu, it is extremely dangerous and if one manages to survive a while they may experience stronger symptoms such as attacking the French, growing hate towards the English, and, under certain circumstances ( winter) also picking fights with Russian gangs. That is usually the last
thing one will do before death.