Jedidiah

Truly a man among boys. Jedidiah's combination of intellectual brilliance and flawless, godlike physique leaves you earthly peasents dumbfounded. This guy has biceps so massive that their gravitational presence in our solar system is essential to life as we know it. Although one would expect this gem from God to have a larger than life persona, Jedidiah is known for his modesty and kindness to all which undeniably completes him as the perfect human being.