Krackhead

An irritating individual, prone to playing Euro Trash dance music after 5:30 pm. Also enjoys the company of swarthy Greek men in bath houses. Steals whenever possible. Probably cheats on his taxes. Annoys geriatrics. Has abandonment issues. Likes bestowing pet names on co-workers. Teeth that would impress Baba-Booey. Can't hold his liquor and gets tossed out of bars frequently.