Laguna

One of two public middle schools in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District, located on the central coast of California. With high walls, metallic surfaces and a garish turquoise/white color scheme, it bears a striking resemblance to a prison. Faculty is a mix of excellent teachers and unbelievable bad placeholders. Almost universally disliked by graduates and considered a "rite of passage" to prepare for the local high school. A member of the faculty, Mrs. Lincoln, is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln. You do not enter Laguna to learn the easy way. You enter to learn the hard way.