Marzipan's

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite c) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.