Ohioans

Obviously someone from Ohio. -Lives less than 20-30 miles from a college or university. -Calls "soda" POP...(i thought everyone did...) -We never know how tah dress because our weather is so crazy and unpredictable. -Full of soccer moms and football fans. -Ohioans HATE Michigan. -A lot of us have a little bit of uh Southern accent. -When leaving a relatives/friends house, the true Ohioans will say somethin' like, "See yee-uns layter!" -Calls a 'creek' a "crick" -Calls a 'washer' a "worsher" or for example, "I need tah worsh dem dishes!" -Most likely cusses a lot and watches American Idol religously. -We all got a personality of our own and people compare us to hillbillys or West Virginians...trailor trash, etc. -We all gotta dog! -Always gotta have a yard sale or garage sale each summer. -Goes to church about every Sunday. -But we're happy people that don't give a fuck about anything but partying, drinking, getting high(emos), watching the newest episode of Daisy of Love, and trying to make a good living. -Most likely is a big fan of Nascar.