Reuter

A Reuter can be both an action and a person. The action involves piping a woman from the back, whilst reciting Josh Turner lyrics acting as though you are cleaning or "reutering" her cheeks. The man himself is an almighty God who drives through blizzards and picks up snow bunnies like it's his day job. This man happens to love balance sheets and income statements, and will treat you right while slowly debating whether your ROI is high enough for him.