SLU

There are two main schools in St. Louis, SLU and WashU. If you want to be fucking miserable for four years and hang out with ugly girls and and nerds, go to Wash U. If you're cool and want to enjoy college, go to SLU. It's a private, Jesuit university in the city of St. Louis. Are you white, smart, wealthy? Do you drink a lot of beer? Did you go to a private high school and occasionally volunteer? If yes, this school is the place for you.