Sarahdactyl

A woman who is a mix of dinosaur and beauty. She hangs in Avalon NJ with her two besties Lindzilla and Tristar, she can't claw but she still claws and flaws. She has about ten fake boyfriends. She likes to lure them in and then torture them. Somehow they survive but not mentally. They cry on the couch later by themselves wondering what they did wrong. If you ever encounter this creature just be prepared for blue balls.