Saskatoon

Unique city in Saskatchewan Canada that is known for being the most dangerous city in Canada as well as 9th most dangerous city in the world. The 8am rush hour is at 6:30-9:30 and the 5pm rush hour is 3:30-6:30, but Fridays rush hour ends Thursday Morning. If you want to fit in you should never stop at a yellow light as everyone will just get pissed off. Saskatoon has a zoo and a pretty good one! it consists of 300 different kinds of deer and a whole bunch of peacocks. another cool attraction includes "Bareass Beach"(nude beach). You know you are defineatly in Saskatoon if you see restraunts named after chains(Tony Tomma, Hard Wok cafe.) and you can get where ever you want within 10 minutes. Popular celebrities include Sailor Dan, he sells paintings of sail boats around downtown, and dougie, a guy who drinks in Midtown Plaza (mall) We Saskatonians take pride in our city but we know where not to be.. which is the west side at night. Saskatoon's summer starts and ends by not the date but by when DQ on 8th street opens and closes. Other facts about Saskatoon: *Work on 20th street usually means prostitution *Most people have been to Bananza more then 5 times *Best ski hill around is Blackstrap a.k.a. the pimple on the praire * zipup sweaters are called bunnyhugs * chololate milk is called Vico *Saskatoon is the chlamydia capital of Canada *Drinking slurpies in -40 is a way of life *When people say the are going to the U of S they mean the university not America