Secaucus

a small, shithole where everyone's wonderful. underage drinking capital of the world. everyone's fake. i'm fake. the girl sitting next to me is fake. your boyfriend is fake. your mom is probably fake too. population- 500. we're surrounded by jersey city & union city, but we're too white for them. & we might get shot. overpopulated by people. cops come when you sneeze. wanna-be-guidos reside here. the whole town is like US WEEKLY. everybody knows everybody.