Texans

The most proud, obnoxious people ever known in the U.S. They're motto is: "Bigger is Better", though what they gain in quantity, they lack in quality. They are always the first to become offended at any discussion that doesn't involve the state's "majesty." They claim to be patriotic, but it never fails that their first line of defense is always, "we are the only state that can secede from the union" or "We can fly our flag equal to the American"