Tovey

Otherwise known as a master of a McDojo, someone who purchases martial art belts from eBay at £3 and passes them off as genuine achievements for "attendees of classes" and charges them £35 a pop. 1. A self promoting narcissist with low personality traits 2. Someone who presents themself as something their not to manipulate people out of money 3. An unqualified person who is useless at blagging, pretty much a wank salesman 4. Talentless twunt