Woodford

A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated. Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist. Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars. Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress. Stay away if you know what's good for you!