carpie

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous. 2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations 3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
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