churchy

a rather small, hairy animal, not too disimilar to a shaved ewok. A lazy creature, it travels large distances by fast vehicles. When nearby, be careful of your approach - conversations can end up being one-sided, and lead surrounding people to be quickly berated and put in their place. A comical creature, it has been known to come up with several interesting phrases - diddle the nubbin this cunt - among others. known associates have been wendtabone and roh