contol

(n.)A South American village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. The alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing American girls. -Contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages. -The contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.