a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
Synonyms for crustache
On this page, you will find 30 slang terms related to crustache. Some of the top words include: my first mustache, cock duster, dick broom, cleatus, clitler, and 25 more.
