dudebro

A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.) 1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro". 2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010). 3. Has a boisterous nature. 4. Is/was in a college fraternity. 5. Is from a middle-class background. 6. Lives in the suburbs or the city. 7. Works out and shows off his body. 8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair. 9. Is 18 to 25 years old. 10. Is a player. 11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers. 12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is. 13. Wears male earrings. 14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night. 15. Has catchphrases. 16. Is apolitical. 17. Often gets into fights or arguments. 18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy). 19. Is a diligent drinker. 20. Surfs or skates. 21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code. 22. Is masculine but not manly. 23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views. 24. Is racist or says racist things. 25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals. 26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both. 27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie. 28. Is a reliable partier. 29. Is a frequent high-fiver.