Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an
erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk
getting shit on your
measuring tape.