haemorroid

haemorRoid. Pronounced like Haemorrhoid with an emphasis on the second R which is always a capital letter. Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix. Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?"). They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them. They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'. eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?' They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk. They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth. Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first. They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug. See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator