homeschooling

An option for parents who are too poor for private school. Basically these folks think the entire outside world other than the 700 Club, their megachurch and Wal-Mart is corrupt and sinful. A example schedule for a home schooler: 9:00-11:30: Bible Study 11:30-1:30: Discussion of the latest James Dobson/Rick Santorum book 2:00-3:00: Seminar: "Why Negroes are evil and sexually promiscous and why Jesus tells us to hate them" 3:00-4:00: Daughters: lesson in cooking, sewing or houskeeping Sons: Math, Science (Young Earth Creationism), History (White Christians rule, everyone else deserves their suffering), Government (why Democrats are Satanic), or English.