Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when
it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors
tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically
queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!