pollutant

noun 1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18. 2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog. 3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?