sarnia

n. 1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan. 2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation. 3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on. 4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.