shloppy

verb: to shloppy. To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.