Male masturbation, jerk off, jack off, whack off, rub one out,
slapping the salami, beat the meat, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, choking the chicken, jerkin yer
gerkin, beating off, cranking for cum, jerk the johnson, shine your pole, stroke the stallion, wanking,
waxing the carrot, crowning the bishop, playing the pipe, pumping the handle.