suburbanite's

The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics: -Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc. -Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc. -Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.