A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around
jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not
panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They
stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)