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Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a
mover and shaker, a
jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a
blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.
