Hasse

-noun 1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way. 2. A hopeless social retard. 3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation. Also see: Fucktard -verb 1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation. 2. To fail utterly.