Pikie

A Pikie is an inbred Irish gypsy. They can usually be found on caravan sites boning their cousins. It is advisable not to walk your dog in a pikie infested area as they may steal it and try and sell it back to you at a price of around £5. They also enjoy picking fights with people and will often use weapons. A Pikie can be recognised by their crappy clothes, or that fact that their dog leads are made of bail twine. Their language is also not very clear and it is easy to mishear a pikie.