Pinja

A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate. Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten by a Kracken or being shot by a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.