People from
Seaford, LI:
-are italian or irish
-caucasians..
-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before
-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to
seaford bagel or
sequa to cure a hangover
- choose tobay over
jones beach
-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round
-know that dunkin is better than starbucks
-cried when
boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)