Seaford

People from Seaford, LI: -are italian or irish -caucasians.. -have a milf mom -have jumped over the crescent cove fence before -gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school -swam in dirty ass canals -crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover - choose tobay over jones beach -know what an op run is -have worked at gino’s for at least a day -wear aviator sunglasses year round -know that dunkin is better than starbucks -cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :( -only listen to rap in public -have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)