dport

An irish man of light colored skin. Usually tall and lanky. Described commonly as weird, loveable, or what the fuck? Often mistaken as different name the full name for a dport is.....wait what? we dont have one of those? ok well i guess there like cher with only one name. They roam the grasslands of ireland, the midwestern United States and sometimes even rainforests. A dangerous character one must avoid contact with them unless they are a foxy chick who wants to get it on.