plarp

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!" To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.