It’s the native language in Singapore… Apparently.
A colloquial dialect that is somewhat similar to
Manglish (A colloquial dialect in Malaysia) and is just as intimidating to those who are not familiar with this form of dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, people who converse in singlish are not retarded. It is just an articulated form of the “culture” being expressed through incoherent speech.
It goes something like this:
“What
lah – (insert a bunch of
made up words that make you go “WTF” here) – Mee
Siam.”
The government had a huge
hoo-hah concerning the liberal usage of this language some years back. This was clear evidence that the government had way to much free time on their hands…Wayy – too – much – free – time!