tink

a human like creature of the night which was created by a crazed pirate. a tink randomly appears and creates mischief and chaos. it is a rare creature to see but when spotted it is alway corrupting women and turning them into tinkoholics (addicted to tink) and placing dirty ideas and fantasys into their minds. also the best at destroying motor vehicles and virginities. to survive the TINK feeds on alcohol, marijuana and the feeling of sexual pleasure. a tink can be tracked be the trail of destruction it leaves. it is also blamed when a person needs to get out of trouble.