Laval

A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal. Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation. The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere) Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers. Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point? Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City. web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca